Meat the Team
We’re a team of writers bringing you everything Buffalo Bills. Whether it’s injury reports, breaking news, bold takes, or deep dives into the roster, we cover it all with just the right amount of spice. If it’s Bills-related, we’ve got our thighs under the desk and writing for you!
The ThighDoctor
I don’t treat injuries — I diagnose them from my couch. Buffalo Bills injury analyst with dangerously accurate takes and a mild rollerblading addiction. Inventor of the Thigh Dance™️, because serious sports medicine deserves a little rhythm.
📱 X & TikTok → @ThighDoctor
CJ Johnson
world renown mustache expert. solved a 2×2 rubik’s cube in 2 seconds once and will never stop mentioning it
Jenna Carlson
RETIRED
Formerly somewhere procrastinating my latest article write up.
